Who: Everyone! Real Things and Mirrors!
Where: The Ballroom
When: Wednesday evening
Rating: We'll call it PG-13 to be safe
Summary: Alice decides the best way to keep everyone from wandering off to other places is to have a Christmas party! But...it might possibly make things worse. You should click the cut and find out.
The Story: (
Please have snow, and mistletoe... )
BOOBS.
[He's just going to gape for a bit because he's honestly shocked at how many boobs he can see right now.
(Read: about two thirds of boobs.)]
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Hey, how about eyes-up, Eggy.
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(Read: boring.)]
WHOA.
YOU ARE TRYING TO TEMPT ME!
DEVIL WOMAN!
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What.
[All the eggnog she's had makes her a little slower at realizing, but she ends up there sooner or later.]
Oh, it's you. The mirror.
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AND I AM TAKEN.
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[She rolls her eyes, of course, and looks him up and down. Unimpressed.]
You're like nine.
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I'M THE SAME AGE AS MY REAL.
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What's your point?
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RUDE I SAY!
DON'T MAKE ME SAY BAD WORDS AT YOU.
I AM STILL CAPABLE OF THAT.
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[See how sincere she is? Obviously this is the truth.]
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NO SERIOUSLY.
EXPLAIN YOURSELF. BECAUSE THAT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL.
BITCH.
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YOU A LIAR.
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WAIT IS DAVE GAY IF HE'S ASEXUAL.
[Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.]
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Okay, two things.
One, you're dating Dave? And two, you're dating someone asexual?
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