+ Alice's Christmas Party Extravaganza! +

Dec 21, 2011 18:12

Who: Everyone! Real Things and Mirrors!
Where: The Ballroom
When: Wednesday evening
Rating: We'll call it PG-13 to be safe
Summary: Alice decides the best way to keep everyone from wandering off to other places is to have a Christmas party! But...it might possibly make things worse. You should click the cut and find out.
The Story: ( Please have snow, and mistletoe... )

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sugarhighkind January 2 2012, 03:32:10 UTC
WHOA.

BOOBS.

[He's just going to gape for a bit because he's honestly shocked at how many boobs he can see right now.

(Read: about two thirds of boobs.)]

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itsahotone January 2 2012, 03:44:10 UTC
[Excuse you, her dress almost covers up more than her normal-wear. Hrmph.]

Hey, how about eyes-up, Eggy.

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sugarhighkind January 2 2012, 04:09:09 UTC
[But Saintana is always conservative.

(Read: boring.)]

WHOA.

YOU ARE TRYING TO TEMPT ME!

DEVIL WOMAN!

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itsahotone January 2 2012, 04:25:33 UTC
[What.]

What.

[All the eggnog she's had makes her a little slower at realizing, but she ends up there sooner or later.]

Oh, it's you. The mirror.

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sugarhighkind January 2 2012, 04:38:47 UTC
YEAH.

AND I AM TAKEN.

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itsahotone January 2 2012, 04:49:00 UTC
Oh, damn. How will I ever go on now that I know this?

[She rolls her eyes, of course, and looks him up and down. Unimpressed.]

You're like nine.

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sugarhighkind January 2 2012, 05:02:55 UTC
WHAT.

I'M THE SAME AGE AS MY REAL.

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itsahotone January 2 2012, 05:04:21 UTC
Which still seems like, ten.

What's your point?

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sugarhighkind January 2 2012, 05:06:13 UTC
WE'RE THIRTEEN AND YOU ARE RUDE, MISS!

RUDE I SAY!

DON'T MAKE ME SAY BAD WORDS AT YOU.

I AM STILL CAPABLE OF THAT.

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itsahotone January 2 2012, 05:10:03 UTC
But you're only supposed to say those bad words to the person you're taken with.

[See how sincere she is? Obviously this is the truth.]

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sugarhighkind January 2 2012, 05:12:05 UTC
....WHAT?

NO SERIOUSLY.

EXPLAIN YOURSELF. BECAUSE THAT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL.

BITCH.

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itsahotone January 2 2012, 05:19:14 UTC
Don't you realize that swearing is a turn-on? It's like you're cheating on your ~beloved~ when you use those words with everyone.

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sugarhighkind January 2 2012, 05:21:14 UTC
....

YOU A LIAR.

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itsahotone January 2 2012, 05:24:57 UTC
If you say so. It's not like I turn on a lot of straight guys all the time. [You, tiny child, are nothing but a distraction from her dancing. Which she is still doing, by the way.]

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sugarhighkind January 2 2012, 05:28:42 UTC
...MAYBE GAY GUYS ARE DIFFERENT.

WAIT IS DAVE GAY IF HE'S ASEXUAL.

[Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.]

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itsahotone January 2 2012, 05:35:40 UTC
[She pauses.]

Okay, two things.

One, you're dating Dave? And two, you're dating someone asexual?

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