Soooo there's this website called Lost in Translation that uses Babelfish to translate phrases back and forth between five different languages. ever heard of Engrish? Yeah, this is pretty much Engrish times a billion.

I was amusing myself by putting through random phrases when brilliance struck! 
So... I put through some random phrases that had to ( Read more... )

26 FMA
1 spoon
1 Karl Urban
2 JRM
14 FF7

Teasers:

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http://riza-v-hawkeye.livejournal.com/4425.html

I promise this is the actual chapter seven, however crappy it may be...next chapter will be so much better. Read and review please.

http://riza-v-hawkeye.livejournal.com/4323.html

Hot and ready just for you guys!

Hi! I found this place just a minute ago and I had to join. I'm posting links to a bunch of my old crack fics and pics, all variously Greed related (and Greed/Ling. Yes, Greed/Ling is my drug. If someone can prove me I'm not the only one in the world who thinks they are hot, I'll give cookies!)

[Fics]

Title: Beyond the Gate
Warnings: Settled ( Read more... )

http://riza-v-hawkeye.livejournal.com/3976.html

Hot and ready for you my friends. Interesting developments as well...

Yes, yes another great update, have fun reading it peoples!

http://riza-v-hawkeye.livejournal.com/3677.html

Chapter four is hot and ready for you! Full of icy Frank and hot sexy Riza! lol.
http://riza-v-hawkeye.livejournal.com/3576.html

I dunno who made this, but I decided to share it with you, cracktastic community ( Read more... )