Hail, fellow crack fans!  In honor of this holiday which technically does not exist in the FMA world but is being celebrated anyhow, I present a performance by Envy himself, in honor of his pure and innocent love for Edward.

"You're my honey bun, sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin; you're my sweetie pie!"

(Fake cut, comments and aid to the crack are ( Read more... )

Hey, don't transmutation circles activate when something comes in contact with them? If so, then what happens when Kimbley has to handle something with his palms? Also, what would happen if Kimbley got cut on his palm somehow? What would happen to his transmutation circle? Share your cracky theories ( Read more... )

So, we've been over this by now. Armstrong pwns everyone. Everyone. Of all the cracktastic who-would-win situations, we have decided that Armstrong would win (except against Chuck Norris, but he doesn't count). But that can't be possible. He can't win against EVERYONE. Thats...that's insane ( Read more... )

Hey, Frankie-chan (Archer) is a cyborg-automail-thingy. And whenever he opens his mouth, it's a cannon-thingy. So, I ask you, cracktastic community - How do you think Frankie-chan eats? Or where does all that food go? I mean, robots don't poop or pee, right?

I checked the comm info and this is a request %) I joined a while ago and since then I've enjoyed the community.  Envy is one of my favorite characters of FMA  for a lot of reasons and  makes for the best crack. I thought I'd share this Envy vid I found on Youtube. It isn't mine, the credit belongs to Tobychan.

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Hey there, everyone. Yoru keeps telling me to join, so blame him. But it's my fault he's here in the first place, since he uses my computer.

Um, yeah. I'll probably have something to add to this place later on, I don't really have anything to give right now.

And, just because I wanna drop a question 10 times more outrageous than Yoru's;
Do the sins ( Read more... )

A person maps what happens if you take the seven deadly sins - and combines them

Somehow I don't think the heroes of FMA will want to face a Sin called "Edible Undies."

And here's the proof of said lame-ness.

Blame my utter boredom, and lack of things to do. ^^;;

Have you ever read a book called 'Eats, shoots and leaves'? Well, that's where I thought of this from.

Basically, it's all about the importance of comma placement, and it made me think of how many pieces of bad fanfiction I've seen with such issues...

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It's been waaaaaaay to long since I added anything to this comm. Actually, I don't think I have more than two posts, bad me!
Well, Armstrong is so fun to mess with. And I'm going to hell anyway, so I as well have fun on my way down. XDD

Again, forgive me, I don't have photoshop.

It's probably crap-tastic, 'cause I suck, but I couldn't resist, and I ( Read more... )