Comments | eobeth: Yo, I'm in Gondor now.

eobeth

Yo, I'm in Gondor now.

Mar 31, 2003 13:33

*spraypaints 'Helm rapes sheep' on the Tower of Ecthelion*

I wonder where my cousins are, heh. Whatever. There are so many WALLS here! Lots of work to do.

*spraypaints 'Ph33r Nieliqui, bitchez' on The Brand*

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ecthelion March 31 2003, 20:17:28 UTC

*walks by, reads* Who is this Helm and why...MY TOWER! SOME CANKER HAS BEFOULED THE TOWER OF ME! Fucking heathens.

eobeth April 1 2003, 13:43:38 UTC

WHOA, CHILL! You know, I chose your tower for my artwork because it's, like, such a formidable landmark. You should be flattered, man. And I think I take offense to this canker business.

ecthelion April 2 2003, 23:40:39 UTC

Flattery will get you everynowhere. It is precisely because the Tower of Me is such a landmark that we can't let just anyone with a spray can have at it. Do you have a display permit from the public artworks department?

Don't worry, 'canker' is ancient Gondorianesse for artiste.

eobeth April 3 2003, 11:10:22 UTC

Uhhh...is my permit for Sporkdor valid here? Cuz I've got one of those.

If you really don't like it, I can jazz it up. Like, put 'Ecthelion is fuckin' ace!' on it and add some swirls and maybe a portrait? Cuz like, public art should give something back to the public, you know?

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