So I'm a little late posting these. Sil keeps me distracted, yo. ;)

( My hawt girlfriend )

Me and Sil spent the weekend raising hell in one of those hardcore Gondorian brothels. Friday and Saturday are just a blur of boobs and booze. Sunday, when the hangovers wore off we got up to some real serious shit. Woke up this morning in a bed full of transsexual showgirls and I have no memory of the night before. O_o Sil jsut laughed it off ( Read more... )

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I only have three icons now, which royally blows, because all mine were fuckin' hot.

You know it's true.

I'm bored. I want a girlfriend. Apply, bitchez.

I don't know what the fuck's goin' on in Rohan anymore. I guess our dragon friend fucked up. Aunty Theodwyn moved to a box. So did the little dude. Now I'm on my own and I figure I better get my ass out of here. Back to Gondor, I guess. Fuckin' hell.

So I'm in negotiations with this Ecthelion dude about my grafitti art on his tower thing. I think we can work this shit out through democratic means. Doesn't look like I'll be needing to bring out my Big Fuckin' Wrench of Doom yet.

S'cool.

*spraypaints 'Helm rapes sheep' on the Tower of Ecthelion*

I wonder where my cousins are, heh. Whatever. There are so many WALLS here! Lots of work to do.

*spraypaints 'Ph33r Nieliqui, bitchez' on The Brand*

So Melkor gave me a barely-passing grade in evilness. Even that Gorlim pansy got a higher grade than me, and all he did was try to give booze to a kid. Fuck, Aunty Theodwyn was giving us crack as soon as we were old enough to crawl. >.< At least he said I was asstastic. Not that I'm into guys or anything. At least he knows hotness when he sees ( Read more... )

So, I was going through my art supply box looking for my metallic green spraypaint that Ms. Larimer gave me and I came across this photo, way at the bottom of the box:


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Sporkdor is nice and all, but feel the need to spread my graffiti art to other parts of Arda, you know? The fact that my art has been embraced by the people of Sporkdor has been a nice ego-boost. Anyhow, this weather we're having is bad for travelling, but worse for painting, so I might as well be on be on my way ( Read more... )