Beat THAT, bitches.

*sings*

DAISY, DAISY, GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER DO!
I'm HALF CRAAZY, ALL FOR THE LOVE OF YOU
IT WON'T BE A STYLISH MARRIAGEEE
I CANT AFFORTD A CARRIAGE (actuallly i can afford several if you wnat)
BUT YOulLL LOOK SWEET
UPON THE SEAT
OF A BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWOO!!

I <3 Daizy

Happy Erumas to all the people of Sporkdor.

I was busy. Gimme a break.

*gives all employees a raise*

1. I'm bored.
2. I'm lonely.
3. I want sex. Sporkdor needs a Queen.

Ummm hi everyone.

I would like to welcome some new citizens to Sporkdor!!

Well yeah, like, Haleth is the new General, second in command of my army with my foster-dad-thing, Carry.

And Sporky is now the Patron Mun of Sporkdor, on account of having a cool name, liking sporks, and being a most excellent newsbitch.

Also, Livvie-baby is an honourary citizen, mostly ( Read more... )

I have to go back to the shire so I can like go to the big partay.

Nienor's in charge of Sporkdor while I'm gone! Radagast is second-in-command. Caranthir seems to have fucked off somewhere following some chick. Meh.

The Royal entourage will consist of me and Túrin.

TO THE SHIRE!!

With some help from Ann and Beorn, Sporkdor is now opening a line of shops to sell cheap touristy merchandise fine quality souvenirs. They make excellent gifts for your families, or momentos of your visit to Sporkdor.

And we raised the price of chocolate.

Hahahah.

Caranthir's gone off to look for some chick. Hmm.

Sporkdor is an Independant Nation, whether you like it or not ( Read more... )

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Trading Cards

Spork King Edition


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Right, so, thisApparently I am too much of an imbicile to do anything right ( Read more... )