The Eobeth is pissed off and seeking some tail.

[eobeth]

I only have three icons now, which royally blows, because all mine were fuckin' hot.

You know it's true.

I'm bored. I want a girlfriend. Apply, bitchez.

Comments

[voronwe]

I'm not a girl but my mun is. ;)

[eobeth]

Send 'er over. I'm taking applications all week, yo.

[voronwe]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH sexcellent. ::shoves mun in front of him::

[bnh]

What? What's going on? o.O

[lady_silmarien]

Meeeeeeeeee.

I'm a handmaiden of Arwen's. We could get her drunk and take advantage of her on my shift. ;)

Also, Zilbeth is my best friend. She has huge knockers. We can go over her and Issy's house, spike their punch, and take advantage of them too.

Ooh, why haven't I done this all before?

[eobeth]

HOT DAMN.

SOLD!

You are your friends are tasty-looking! Hehehe, I took advantage of that elf-chick once when I crashed a party in Rivendell. Boy, she's easy. Her knockers aren't as huge as your friends, but damn, they're perky.

[lady_silmarien]

Ahaha, sexcellent.

They are the perkiest! You have to come with me when she needs her lingerie judged. :)

[eobeth]

I am so fuckin' there. Since I got run out of Rohan by that fuckin' dragon, I need some more fun shit to occupy my time.