Fuckin' annoyed, man...

[eobeth]

So Melkor gave me a barely-passing grade in evilness. Even that Gorlim pansy got a higher grade than me, and all he did was try to give booze to a kid. Fuck, Aunty Theodwyn was giving us crack as soon as we were old enough to crawl. >.< At least he said I was asstastic. Not that I'm into guys or anything. At least he knows hotness when he sees

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[gorlim]

Hehehehehe. *gloats*

[eobeth]

*waves spraypaint can at you*

[forsaken_one]

Not evil, eh?

::sniggers::

[eobeth]

eeeeeek

Yo, I'm just repeating what I heard. Didn't say I necessarily believed it. Fuck. *hides*

[forsaken_one]

Heh. You might wake up tomorrow and not be able to shag anything.

AHAHAHA.

Or you might not.

mmmm. It's like Russian Roulette. Only more fun.

[eobeth]

Um.

*panic!panic!*

Can we make a bargain so I don't wake up tomorrow...impaired? I can like, do some evil favours for you, or something?