*decorates the Spork King's house*

Voilà!


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*spraypaints 'Eorl comes for Felarof*' on the Royal Sporkdor Orphanage and School*

I added a border of those ouro-wotsits as a tribute to Ann Larimer. Muchas gracias for the spraypaint! Also, note the bitchin' painting of Señor Radagast chillaxin' on the beach with a margarita.

*mad props to zee EVIL News!Melkie for that one.

This fucking cool little guy hired me to do my art around Sporkdor. KICKASS.

*spraypaints 'Eorl is a big fuckin' chick' on the side of the Royal Sporkdorian Cheese and Chocolate Factory*

*adds caricature of Eorl and Felarof in tutus*

*paints an abstract rendering of The Spork King eating a tequila worm with The One Spork*

Since my artistic ventures are not appreciated by the current powers-that-be in Rohan, I'm going to be taking up residence with Aunty Theodwyn. Not, uh, because I'm afraid of a dragon or anything. She just had a swell pad. With, uh, a big wall around it. *coughs ( Read more... )

*spraypaints 'Éomer fucks horses and says he'll call but DOESN'T!' on Rohan's armoury*

Apparently my brother's arm fell off the other day. I wonder if it's gangrenous, because I just put a new roll of film in my camera.

I want to be Queen of something. Or have some kind of title. I look good in a crown.

*spraypaints 'Éomer fucks horses and then doesn't respect them in the morning'! on the south-facing wall of Meduseld*

*smokes a carton of filterless cigarettes*

I am so fucking badass.

*spraypaints 'ÉOBETH WUZ HERE' all over Edoras*

:D

I am Rohirrim.

I am female.

( PH33R MY WRENCH! )

She is going to try to respect my Rohirrim heritage and the fact that I am a big lesbo.

*rides horse to Silmarien's place*

See? ;)

Helm's Deep is suddenly full of dragon stink. >_<

I was planning to make it my home base and everything.