I was so hungry I could eat a frozen ox. Naturally, I would have frozen it in liquid nitrogen, with its boiling point of 70 kelvin. However, I did not have an ox on hand, (I left one or more at the ranch,) so I had to not eat an ox ( Read more... )

Dear People ( Read more... )

Gap Girl ( Read more... )

EOIN MOORE FOR SGA PRESIDENT Let us Be Frank ( Read more... )

Yes, it is official. The end is nigh. The next stage of humanoid evolution is upon us, and we will most likely be wiped out during the passing of the torch. What is this next life-form? It is the internet. Right now as we speak scientists are creating more and more advanced artificial intelligences. They are creating the rudiments of ( Read more... )

What is art? Is art art ( Read more... )

Today I gotta give thanx 2 my boys Tha Pilgrums for hooksin us up with this gr8 Land! You my Mayflower Boys ( Read more... )

What'z Ya Phone #? How Do U Want It? Heaven Aint Hard To Find. Hit em Up. When We Ride. 2 of Amerikaz Most Wanted. Skandalouz. When Thugz Cry. Why U Turn on Me? Heartz of Men. Shorty Wanna Be a Thug. Ratha be ya N---- . Fuck Friendz. Tradin War Stories. Still I Rise. All Eyez on Me. Can't C Me. Last Ones Left. Baby Don't Cry. Holla ( Read more... )

sometimes life throws you a lemon and you cant make lemonade. you just have to curl up under a rock and wait for time to pass. deep sigh...

What is my destiny? I do not know; I must read more horoscopes to find out.