favorite albums of all time, right now, in no particular order. (obv some of these are better than others ( Read more... )

It has come to my attention recently that too many of my associates are racist. Not just that, but people in general. I went to a party yesterday and after it died down there were a few of us sitting around talking on sofas. It sickened me when some girl interrupted our vapid conversation to ask the sole african american if there were any good ( Read more... )

Hello y'all. or should i say ya'll. either way you'll surely love my yule-tide eulogy ( Read more... )

my wrists are now unshackled from these bonds of blood and medicine. Hats off to me, for today is the day my cast and I parted ways. Earlier this morning a nurse put vicious metal to hard fabric and cut me loose from said cast. X-rays revealed my elbow is healing superbly, with a few lingering symptoms for 2 months. My wrists are healing, but ( Read more... )

Oh don't go and talk about my father ( Read more... )

Is this what it feels like? When doves cry? Because they have just witnessed something so awesome and spectacular, a true feat of human power ( Read more... )

I heard this comment in the campus center from some fairly smart, indoctrinated youth. "I want to teach private school. But if I teach private school I'll have to deal with kids of wealth and status. And I hate wealth and status ( Read more... )

WOW! I just got punk'd ( Read more... )

1. The Man. He was the man. He was the epitome of swank. Good luck to you, Man. May all your cards be live and your pots be monsters ( Read more... )