The Gerbil Report

[eoin3]

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I

Comments

[tetrakatus]

God damn, I don't know why other people's pain can be so funny, but I nearly laughed my ass off.

[macklinr]

Dude, now I need to cast for Scat Wars: Attack of the Gerbils!

[tetrakatus]

Yep, it is. I probably should of checked before cross posting. Still a funny story.

[modernsoliloquy]

hey, I don't know if you remember me... but I am ze trumpet girl... Jo.

could you email me sometime at dressedupindreams@hotmail.com ?

I think it would be lovely to catch up with you.

[exceptnot]

i miss you. a lot.