From a story about a 6 legged hermiphradite calf born in Kearney Nebraska.

UNL Extension Beef Specialist Rick Rasby said extreme genetic abnormalities in beef cattle are rare.

“It doesn’t happen often because I don’t hear about it often,” he said.

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Looks like I'm headed to Denver! I was offered a job managing a research project for The University of Denver's Phyc. department and I'm taking it! How I got a job in a phyc department when I havn't taken any phyc classes I'll never know but denver here I come (again!)

Anyone know where I can get a job that invovles some intelect or pays real well?

My office is in an old mall that was converted to office space and in the hallway there is a "blue collar" employment agency. I was running to the bathroom and walked by the door, and a women almost opens the door into my head and I just wanted to take her aside and tell her, "Honey, if you are trying to get a job, you might want to wear ( Read more... )

Good god my job is dull! In a given day I probally do about 3-4 hours of work and the rest of the time i sit on my ass and play on the internet ( Read more... )

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Somehow I managed to get myself kicked out of the Jesuit Volunteer Corps and they wont tell me why. Very weird situation. I'll have a party or something when I back in Omaha to explain ( Read more... )

I swear I will never leave Omaha! I'm back in the big O till the third!

Question: If they were to make a Jesuit action figure what would his super power be?