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Last night I had a dream about eating broccoli!

5 stars, would dream again

Sometimes when I am feeling down, I just have to remind myself that there is an entire wikipedia page called Toilets in Japan to feel a little better.

Yes, I know I have my journal set to ignore google bots anyway. Ho ho.

Let's talk about shaving. The kind that men do, on their faces. Considering how I look when I wake up, I admire anyone who can safely start the day with a razor that close to their own throat. But this is one of those mysterious man activities, like peeing standing up or tying ( Read more... )

Attention, potential future employers of CHAD STEAD, originally of PORTLAND OREGON. You may wish to be informed that CHAD P. STEAD, graduate of EVERGREEN STATE COLLEGE in OLYMPIA WASHINGTON, is the kind of person who borrows very important entries from one's personal library, swears to return them, and then never does. Even after multiple emails ( Read more... )

I really hope this means that all the bullshit is over. I know that it doesn't but today is supposed to be about hope so I am just gonna let myself.

Alton Brown


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Brother Quits, Apologizes For Cursing at 911 Dispatcher

The younger brother of Republican presidential candidate John McCain has withdrawn from campaign activities and apologized for swearing at an emergency dispatcher after he called 911 to inquire about a traffic jam on the Woodrow Wilson Bridge ( Read more... )

Once again I find I have eaten too many tacos but fortunately "too many" is equivalent to "just enough" when measured in units of taco.

God damn it. Manny Farber died two days ago and look at his criminally pathetic excuse for a Wikipedia page. Meanwhile there are 57 pages worth of Yu-Gi-Oh characters. I am ashamed to be human.