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A song for the Republican party office in Williamsport, NC that keeps calling me with the exact same robocall every day about how the Republican party will create jobs and move the country forward:
Go Fuck Yourself, in the key of G
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
la la la la la la la la
Go fuck yourself
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2010
the shittiest year
if you don't agree
fuck you in the ear -
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Poll I like polls
Radio buttons. There is no middle ground. You must choose a side. -
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BRING IT ON
You know what this means!
TIME FOR VH1's "I LOVE THE AUGHTIES"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOO -
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This decade sucked. Maybe the next one will be better. -
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WORD OF THE DAY
"shmendrick"
You don't need a reason. -
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Did you know there is an entire Wiki page about fart jokes? I'm sorry we quarreled, Wikipedia. Let's be friends again.
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Mint dental floss: why? I brush with mint toothpaste like 95% of the world so it's not like it's a special flavor treat. Flossing doesn't taste bad (unless gums are bleeding, in which case no flavoring is going to cover it up anyway). Sometimes I like to floss after a sticky meal when I have no intention of brushing, and the slight mint flavor ( Read more... )