the internet has loosened its six year grip on me. i'm never on anymore. it feels so nice. you know, real life.

so guys, life sucks. i'm jobless, moneyless, and about to be cellphoneless because it's a way for my father to take another stab at my mother, of course through me. at this point, i don't think my life could get any more shitty. oh yes it can. i was just informed that i'm not going to block island anymore.

heh.

1. Do you prefer pancakes or waffles ( Read more... )

I'VE BEEN TAGGED!:

shakira - las de la intuicion
globe - judgement
hello project - minimoni hinamatsuri
don't phunk with my heart - black-eyed peas
very - moby
choose me or die - tommy february6

so basically i listen to shitty music. anyway, consider yourself "tagged" if you read this.

sats suck, man. five hours at yale with a 55 year old blind man sitting behind me having hot flashes = not my idea of a saturday morning. why was he taking the sats? i do not know ( Read more... )

i went to new york today and had a revalation. i need to goto college in the village. period.i saw avenue Q, it was so funny: "...so grab your dick and double click, the internet is for porn ( Read more... )

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kylie minogue has breast cancer.

tomorrow i goto new york and it better be fun.

http://www.fundingfactory.com/WebApps/earthdayposters/photos/5758/Carlson%20(age%207-8)/0003.jpg

that, my friends, is the #3 best earth day poster in the nation. yep. that's right. the nation. and guess who made it? my brother, samuel reed stamler, and me. we didn't make any money or anything, but they're putting it on a sweepstakes deal for all ( Read more... )

can i just say that the pine orchard yacht/country club is the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard of? the membership alone costs enough money to have a down payment on a house, the people are generally vicious and bored, and the whole golf/sailing thing really isn't my thing anymore. you know, it's like i went from the whitest kid on the ( Read more... )