do not double fist two Irish Car Bombs within the same hour.

yesterday i tried to get to my primary care physician but didn't succeed. instead i turned around at the resevoir, managing not to throw up on the bus. Instead, I puked not once, not twice, but three times on my walk from the bus stop to the infirmary. thankfully classes were about to start so i had an audience ( Read more... )

my head hurts and my ears are killing me. i think my head will explode. i hope this explosion happens soon because i will welcome the pressure change ( Read more... )

Woohoo! I was picked for the Kairos retreat. I plan on spreading the Word. The Word of Satan, that is. I need a logo. mwahahaha Stay tuned...

want to see what movies Boston College is subjecting me to ( Read more... )

Yesterday I got into bed early and wanted to sit back and relax with a nice TV show. Nothing was really on so I turned to the Boston College Movie Channel. Lo and behold, Catwoman was playing. I watched 15 maybe 30 minutes of the this so called quality Hollywood production and was absolutely embarassed for Haley Berry. What the hell? ( Read more... )

today a sophmore named sam came up to me and asked if he could interview me for a homework assignment. i agreed to be interviewed knowing how hard it is to find people to interview. next thing i know he is whipping out a packet on the 4 laws of spiritualization and showing me diagrams of this circle which is god and another circle (me the sinner ( Read more... )

kate christian's dad called me this morning at approximately 10:30am asking for chris.

i am confused.

the above title is a story for a rainy day. or a suicidal one. it depends ( Read more... )

woo hoo! i have contacts. i feel free! if only i could see though... they purposely gave me a weaker prescription. why? they didn't order the right one but they gave me these any way! woo hoo ( Read more... )