Done with paperwork, I guess until someone at work sees this and piles more on me.

So I'll watch some bad television in the mean time.

I really need a bath. I am going to be in so much trouble...

It looks weird.

Do I look like a Mailman?

( Locked to Prussia | Unhackable )

That was priceless.

I hope people took pictures. I know I did.

Maybe I should have passed out condoms.

I'm so sorry I missed the excitement, you guys. I'm sure there will be another chance. Plenty of them, even.

I should introduce myself. I'm Whit. I work for MDEA. Remember that. There will be a quiz later. It'll just sneak up on you, too.