Once again, there is a human being that has the blessing, possibly curse, of calling me uncle.

My niece, Jasmine, was born at 12:34am this morning. At 6lbs. 6oz, shes about as big as her mother was when she was born.

Both mother and child are doing well.

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I really gotta stop living under rocks.

Half life 2 is amazing. just amazing. I know its years old, but damn.

I <3 the orange box.

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NSFW, but hysterical. I giggled at this a lot.

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This song has been in my head all night.

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"I have very high standards when it comes to pubic hair. Show up around me with slovenly pubes and I will ridicule you in cruelest manner.

'Madam, your lack of pubic symmetry is reminiscent of a poorly painted Picasso fake. Good day.'"

I love Fark. Seriously.

This past 'weekend' for me was a good time. As shown in the pictures of Andrea's livejournal, I joined her group for the Red, White, and Boom fireworks show here in Columbus. I had a great time with them, but was kinda disappointed with the actual show. The fireworks had no 'oomph'. It was like listening to a firecracker pop. I found out from ( Read more... )

So I almost died this morning. Thats always fun eh? A trucker hauling cars started to pull out right in front of me, real slow like. It was almost like trying to tell me that he was going to go and I needed to stop for him ( Read more... )