Made me giggle at work

Jul 10, 2007 22:48


Uzzah posted to fark.com at 5:59pm on 7/10/07

Three nuns meet at the font of Holy Water after giving confession.

"I told the priest that I had looked upon a man's penis," said the first nun. "The priest told me my pennance was to rinse my eyes with Holy Water."

"I told the priest that I had touched a man's penis," said the second nun. "My pennance is ( Read more... )

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deedeehopskotch July 11 2007, 03:21:18 UTC
My favorite version of this joke involves nuns in Heaven. The first nun confesses that she once looked at a man's penis and is told to cleanse her eyes from the bowl of holy water. As St Peter is about to ask the second nun her egregious sin, the third nun cuts in line. St Peter stops her and questions why she is being so unchristian. The third nun exclaims "I just need to wash out my mouth before she puts her ass in the holy water".

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ergecrushed July 11 2007, 10:51:09 UTC
HA! I like that one better too.

Good to hear from you, hope things be good in Oregon

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deedeehopskotch July 13 2007, 00:51:47 UTC
I'm way good. How've you been?

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chemokitty July 11 2007, 14:44:46 UTC
*laughs* Post more, punk!

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