Feb 25, 2010 12:16
[Bass was bored and thus has broken into and hacked a good handful of the games in the arcade. Now, the character will end up dying at very inopportune times for the player, and in extremely nonsensical ways.
He'll be hanging out to witness the fruits of his labor.]
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Kage is good at the game--until Luigia's head explodes when she grabs a powerup.
Kage blinks, restarts the level, choosing to play Prince Plum instead of Luigia.
Prince Plum sails through the first and easiest level, until spontaneously kneeling down and committing ritual suicide. ]
... ja sorok'bah?
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[Kage whips around, stepping back and one hand going to the small of his back where he carries his pistol under his jacket.
He relaxes when he sees it's just Bass.]
Yeah, me neither.
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Linking his fingers and cracking them noisily, he settles down for a nice, relaxing game of Pac Man.
... except somehow, Pac Man spawns right on top of a ghost and dies instantly.]
Huh?
[That's never happened before. It shouldn't even be possible. Mike squints at the machine, then hits the button for another try.
Pac Man spawns and happily wakka-wakkas forward eating pills, until he runs into a wall and doesn't come through the other side. He wriggles the joystick, but the ghosts catch up and kill him.]
What the hell?
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