My husband is a WHORE. A filthy whore!

Man, I love drama. Especially drama involving my favorite nutjob.

But pitching in Great American Ballpark worries me.

It feels great to be back!

Wow! It was kind of like walking in a fog, but I'm back to normal!

Ow my teeth hurt. And my head hurts. I hate cars. I hate telephone poles. And I hate alcohol. Also, I hate that I can't remember shit.

new york is looking awfully nice. i don't know. i'll take my time.

let it never be said that i was a smart man.

leavin' on a jet plane, don't know when i'll be back again. . .

costume parties are a bad idea. especially when i'm invited.

i liek beer. and pizza. and sex.

ther shuold b a way to comnien tat.

ber and piza flavrd consoms!!!!!!

heeeee.

i am durnk.

whaaaahoooo.

look at my pretty icons! i wish i could clone myself so i could fuck myself. wouldn't that be cool?

anyway, aj, i'm coming to find you.