I'm told I look like the standard video game character. I can usually recreate myself in character creation of most games. Not really a celebrity...

No, I haven't seen it but I'll probably pick up the book tomorrow. I have issues though with the children actors in the film. The film has grossed $175,115,223 so far according to Wikipedia (take that for what it's worth). This also according to Wiki,

"According to the UK newspaper, The Daily Telegraph, Azharuddin Ismail (who played Salim as a child ( Read more... )

I was going to take this moment to complain about the ratty room I'm staying at with a terrible internet connection but I've had a change of heart. I finished an autobiography of a WWII soldier today while on the plane and I honestly don't know what hard living is. On the plane today I had a toddler sitting behind me playing with the tray table, ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night about blueberry pancakes and boneless buffalo wings. So I went out today and ate blueberry pancakes for breakfast and boneless buffalo wings for lunch. Well, I just remembered the end of that dream. I die.

Guess I'm fucked:)

My life is just one episode of The Office after another. I don't speak about work often but I'll make an exception but I'll keep it vague. I'm here in Vegas to teach a class for aircrew. I say "box" and they snicker. I say "unit" and they cackle. I say "blow" and the class responds in unison "So to speak" and pretty much every other sentence out of ( Read more... )

I leave for Vegas on Tuesday. I wish I could say I'll enjoy myself but I'm afraid it's all business. My traveling partner this trip enjoys none of the things I do. I like to drink, eat, and take late flights so I can sleep in. I find it takes a lot of stress out of traveling if you enjoy yourself. Anyways, my traveling buddy enjoys none of those ( Read more... )

Possibly the greatest sandwich ever created. I went to this complete hole in the wall for lunch here in Montgomery today and ordered the pork chop sandwich. Sounds original to me. Out comes this gigantic fried pork chop on regular white bread dripping mayonnaise and mustard. I was completely sold once I bit into the pork chop bone in the sandwich. ( Read more... )

Well, I've been home for an entire 2 weeks. Time to get hit the road again. I'll be doing some work in Montgomery this coming week. In just the last 2 months I've been to LA, ID, and CO. Learning to snowboard in CO was fun but painful; Idaho had a lot of cool pubs; and I flew the longest sortie of my life in Louisiana. I'll be in Las Vegas next ( Read more... )

Wow after not working for 3 weeks during the holidays I forgot what a full day was like. I'll share a story from the holidays. I was visiting my dad in Colorado and my stepbrother who is 20 was dicking around with something. He ask,"What's this?" and my dad responds,"Bear spray (aka pepper spray)." At that exact moment he triggered it spraying it ( Read more... )

Hey guys. I haven't updated this thing in about a year. I'm still alive and well down in Florida. I move soon to Ohio for my next assignment in May. I was glad to see 2008 pass and am looking forward to the new year. I won't bore you with a post covering the events of a past year but will sum it up real fast. Work became really busy when I picked ( Read more... )