I'm at six weeks right now but I wanted to spare you a new me since we all know what a disaster that would be. Go buy my album.

*rides off into the sunset on a blue vespa with i_somerhalder*

( i am bored )

WATCH MY SHOW ON DECEMBER 1ST WE MIGHT NOT BE CANCELLED AFTER ALL

and if not well i guess i have my career in porn to fall back on.

The new Fredalba album is gonna blow your testes away.

Now that I said it, it's time to put down the pipe and write it. bbl 6 weeks maybe.

I'm going to DJ at Jessica Biel's wedding reception so request your favorite jams here if you so please. Yes, this is only to get out of having to spring for an actual wedding gift and let's face it the bitch has everything she needs already. I'm also going to be roping off a VIP area so if you're interested in being one of Balfour's Boos let me ( Read more... )

( an extra oocish )

TICK.TOCK.
TICK.TOCK.
TICK.TOCK.
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Jessica Biel what a ho.

I know none of your asses tuned in to the debut of Hawaii so I'm sending a whole pack of ninjas on foot patrol as we speak to sort some shit out. Just kidding, I'm okay because Raven thinks my show rocks so fuck you haters. And speaking of the show, by sexual beat off partner ivan_sergei got himself a journal and that's just funny times. Whatever that b_lenz ( Read more... )