I was somewhat unsurprised to find out that the town I call home, had just been dubbed "The Worst City In America" by cities ranked and rated, 2007 Ed (now available at your local Barnes & Noble). A claim of that magnitude probed me to undertake my own study as to where Modesto would be ranked worldwide, and after several months of intense research ( Read more... )

I have no real "newsworthy" news to report. So all I was thinking about driving home  was a certain customer that came in today who had a real stick up their ass. There was only one word that came to my mind to describe this person and now I will share it all with you, think of it really as the word of the day.

And the word is :  CHOAD

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Appearently, Global Warming has gotten so bad that some scientists have suggested we send a trillion flying saucers into space to provide shade for the Earth.

I am not making this up.

Another desperate idea is to build an artificial volcano that would spew light-reflecting sulfates high into the sky. ( Appearently, some scientists think it is better ( Read more... )

So I'm at my buddies house last night playing cards at about 4am with the radio on, and suddenly, the soothing sounds of  the band Journey begin to play. In the talkative mood that I happened to be in, I let it be known that Journey was stuck in my head, but that it was cool since they are one of the most rockinest bands ever. this douche named ( Read more... )

But I have returned.

Although I haven't spoken to many of you in quite some time, and much has changed in my life (as I'm sure it probably has in yours.) I hope all is well. As for me, things are good, sure, I've had  defeats in life but I've also had some victories. Although I must share my latest conquest, first allow me to start with a quote:

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"It's great to be here tonight Turlock!" -Frampton

last night was good times!
Went and saw Peter Frampton and Creedence Clearwater Revisited at the Turlock fair!!!

They rocked!!!!They had that place bumpin' with energy!!!

C.C.R. WAS AWESOME!everyone in the crowd was singing along it was great!

good times!

Went to see "Tartuffe" funny as hell ( Read more... )

Opening night was excellent ( Read more... )

Finally saw "Punch Drunk Love" good flick..gives you that warm little romantic feeling inside and it makes you happy that you don't have seven sisters that call you ( Read more... )