Every night between 12:30 and 1 am a large thump comes from upstairs. Like clockwork, this has occured without interuption since we moved in, almost four months ago. I can't rationalize why. Every characteristic of this event conradicts the logical conclusion that other elements seem to suggest. It's ridiculous. I'm usually awake at that time ( Read more... )

DEANNA-

I don't know how to reach you. But if I did, here: http://www.magknits.com/feb06/patterns/sushi.htm

Got the promotion.

Now I'm someone's boss.

Journalist
You scored 65 intelligence, 39 diligence, 36 charisma, and 49 compassion!

You are insightful and interesting. People enjoy what you have to say. The pen truly is mightier than the sword.

Other jobs you might be good at: novelist, poet, librarian


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Evan and I were enjoying an evening out on the grass in front of our apartment when we saw a pair of undercover police cars scream by. Two minutes later another pair tear up the road five feet from us. Then another pair, and another. Then a firetruck, and an ambulance. And then a SWAT TRUCK. And ANOTHER swat truck, and the FREAKING BOMB SQUAD ( Read more... )

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Somehow, I'm not entirely sure how, someone has been methodically stealing from my atm account. I got a list of the transactions for the month, and not even an ambiencr binge could explain the painstaking effort this person has taken to siphon 479 of MY FUCKING DOLLARS ( Read more... )

I really wish we had cereal.

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