I've been so busy lately preparing for my new ABC sitcom 'Savages'. It's going to be a blast, there's some great people involved and I'm feeling really positive about this one. I think it'll work. I know I've had some bad luck with some of my other ABC sitcoms, but I really have a good feeling about this one guys, I dunno what it is, but I really ( Read more... )

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Spent the whole day yesterday with the certain girl in my life, it was all my treat, of course. I told her wherever she wanted to go was where we would. So we ended up doing a lot of shopping at girly stores and stuff, and went for a drive around the city in my new thunderbird, went dancing at a club and had dinner at the restaurant of her choice. ( Read more... )

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'46.7%
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself 63.7%Shamelessness71.4%
It takes a couple of drinks 78.4% Sex Drive 71.1%
A fool for love, but not always76.7%Straightness91.1%
Just go fuck something, okay? 42.9% Gayness 100%
81.9%
Fucking Sick98.2%
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Whoa! It's been like, two million years since I've written hasn't it? Cheez, where have I been? Simple answer - nowhere. I've just been chillin', looking for work, the usual. That seems to be my thing lately... and partying, just partying. Nothing out of the ordinary ( Read more... )

Okay, I know I haven't written in about a million years, but here I am, so you can all stop wondering if I'm dead or something ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I tricked people into thinking I was the Mole. No hard feelings, okay guys? It was a while ago, so... yeah ( Read more... )

Alright, before the final episode of the Mole airs, I would just like to say that, yes, I am the Mole. I've been keeping it a big secret all this time, but I just couldn't keep it in any longer. I was the big dude trying to sabotage everything, even though I did get a lot of money, so what? That was part of my strategy, and baby, it worked! ( Read more... )

Kathy's the Mole! Kathy's the Mole! There, I've said it! Now you all know! Then again, I could be lying... but the only way you'll be able to find out is watching the last episode next week ( Read more... )

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