Tonight I saw a man who looked like he was wearing one of these:


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Monday night t.v. sucks ( Read more... )

This weekend, this happened:


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I was going to Hawaii in February but I cancelled my trip which now means I have $870 to spend on Continental Airlines tickets before September 2008. The world is at my fingertips! I have no idea where to go since most of my friends are only a train or bus ride away. Does someone want to go somewhere with me please?

I have started giving my brother's phone number to strange men that ask for my digits. This caused Dan to call me at work and ask why an Indian man named Frank was calling his cell phone, asking for me. Brian, if you read this, you're next ( Read more... )

Friday night I snapped the suspenders of a fireman. Not the best idea in retrospect but I wanted to see what would happen.

Saturday I went to Boston and I invented a dance called "jello." There was also a hula hoop.

I have so many things planned - my life keeps getting more and more ridiculous.

Ethan Hawke!

They sent me ten dollars because I referred a friend. They don't tell you which friend though so thank you kindly whoever said I referred them. I'm now ten dollars richer.

Last night I walked into a screen door. Everyone saw. This is the tangled web I weave.

Last month, I was here:

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Everyone keeps talking about her performance at the VMAs and yes it was pretty boring but I really really liked her sparkly underwear ( Read more... )