I broke a glass table by sitting on it. Got glass in the ass. Impetigo from the wound. Sometimes my life is like a romantic comedy without the romance.

Often I encounter people in my life that tell me I look familiar, then proceed to ask me where I'm from. This happens to me I think more than most people. For example, it happened to me twice just this week. I always tell them I have a familiar face ( Read more... )

It's on a celebrity. Gotta aim high.

My birthday is still a ways away but I think I want to do a scavenger hunt. my first day of work is tomorrow latida.

But everytime I hear/see/read the movie title "Two Days in Paris," I think of the Paris Hilton sex tape, aptly named, "One Night in Paris."

i'm really itching for a tattoo.

1. i got a real person job. i start August 27th. i can walk to work!!!!! and i already have two friends that work for them. it is with a reference book company that i would give the name of but you know online things scare me so i would rather not. baller ( Read more... )

the weather was so perfect I walked around like I was in a shiny soap bubble.

i hate rain i hate queens i hate the subway i hate the e train i hate subway operators i hate the 777-7777 airport car service i hate rain.

did get a job though.

If I ever die, I agree with Rachel. Someone needs to take my journal and burn it before anyone can read it because it is really really really really really embarrassing.