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!THE FLOOD! Update
So I talked to the insurance company today, and as anticipated, my regular insurance doesn't cover it. Technically it qualified as a flood, for which I do not have insurance; however, flood insurance, which is offered only by the government, cannot be purchased for garden level properties anyway. Also, since backup insurance only covers the ( Read more... ) -
Message to Friendsies, Re: !THE FLOOD!
Hey friends, in case you've spoken to me yesterday or today, I apologize for the mopey-ness about !THE FLOOD! I realized this evening I was being kind of maudlin and annoying about my stupid floor getting mussied, especially as it could have been much, much worse. The world weary depression !STOPS NOW!, and I shall redirect my emotional trauma to ( Read more... ) -
!BEST ROOMMATE EVER!
Can I just reiterate that I have the BESTEST ROOMIE EVER? She fixes things and cleans my house while I'm gone, and yesterday she had a smoothie ready for me when I came home from work, and today she bought me !presies ( Read more... ) -
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M SHITTING MY PANTS WITH JOY! SHITTING! IN! MY! PANTS!
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And you KNOW I will soon have a wardrobe addition...perhaps you can even guess which... -
My Favorite Things
Brown paper packages tied up with strings... now increasingly prevalent as I seem to worship daily at the altar of consumerism. My new favorite places ( Read more... ) -
Sci-fi club!
Screechingly, riotously drunk, courtesy of The Enchanter. Feeling I could have made a better first impression on newbies, but also feeling that I don't care... Also I think I frightened Kelly, but he's a pal, so no biggie.
If you think I was drunk YESTERDAY, wait until this WEEKEND at DUCKON!!!!! WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT -
*HOUSE*
House finally beginning to look like such. Not scaling *quite* as many cardboard mountains these days. Now for the pesky details of setting up/transferring utils, punch list, etc. etc. etc. NE'ERtheless, housewarming will be soon! -
I be OWNIN' this shit!
Mine, legally and physically! Closing went really smoothly, and I was able to move a couple of decent loads of stuff over in a borrowed land rover (YES, I CAN drive...sort of). Not a moment too soon, as my window fan apparently chose today to die, but window fans are dead to me anyway, because now I have AIR CONDITIONING! And CABINETRY! And COUNTER ( Read more... ) -
*BLORK*
Closing on the bachelorette pad in an hour, now trying to fill those few minutes before leaving for the title company. Walkthrough this morn went relatively smoothly, with just a few minor things to fix ( Read more... ) -
Crack Smoking Job Seekers
A verbatim quote from an actual resume submitted for a sales position:
"I am ready, and available, to begin consulting for companies large, medium and small. I know how to squeeze the most juice out of the lemon, all I need to know now is who has a pile of lemon they need to convert to juice?"
WTF?