so why does thelma (peter’s mom) from family guy look freakishly like doris (jay’s make-up artist) from the critic? recycling cartoon characters is lame ( Read more... )

so when i went to go take a nap, i only intended to sleep about an hour. whoops i slept 4 and a half hours. that really doesn't qualify as a nap does it? that's half of a good night's sleep. every time i woke up and thought i should get up, i just went back to sleep. it got hot at some point, so i took off my pants and went back to sleep. by ( Read more... )

i need to learn to write things down when i think of them. if i don't, that thought is gone an hour later. kind of like dreams. i remember them when i wake up but after that, forget about it, they are gone. except for that one dream i had where the world was ending and i killed myself. that is another story for another day though ( Read more... )

i think i might be one of the most annoyed and agitated people in this world or i’m at least definitely in the running. i came to the realization that i am pretty crotchety. i already knew i was but the extent of it is much deeper than i thought. i think it might be partly because of the fact that i think too much. i think people’s actions are ( Read more... )

i love halloween. it is the best holiday. end of story. i'm going to go see rise against and thursday tonight. should be wonderful. people love my costume. i'm a fully recovered anorexic so i'm wearing a t-shirt that i made that says "i beat anorexia." the general public response is good. maybe i'll win the costume contest.

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i have a headache. i'm very fucking happy that jeffrey won project runway because laura is an orangutan cunt. i still think roseanne is one of the best tv shows of all time. i need to watch weeds but fucking time warner cable and their lameness won't let me on demand it. yay for my 4 day weekend of no work starting tomorrow. like i ( Read more... )

i really need to update this thing more than every couple months or so. hmm the last 2 months blew a little. we had a co-worker commit suicide and a good portion of us attended his memorial which was nice to see. sdsu started. i haven't learned much. i swear the first 3 weeks were review. i don't fit in at sdsu which makes me sad and actually ( Read more... )

so how long has it been since i posted in this thing? how about 5 months and 6 days? yeah that's about right. let's see... i'm 21 which just means i drink more, especially at my bar called the cherrybomb. hmmm oh yeah vegas. got sick as fuck from cigarette smoke which made me miserable. i finished grossmont college and now i am about to attend ( Read more... )

friday: darkest hour/ himsa = awesome show. saw some old friends and made a new one. all people i wanted to see, not like the usual bad penny douches i always run into everywhere. good times but i forgot my earplugs, that sucked because that show seemed louder than they usually are ( Read more... )

the answer to the question i've had for a few years now...

1-2-3-4!
Hey, hey!
Ooh!
the kingdom is ransacked
the jewels all taken back
and the chopper descends
they're hidden in the back
with a message on a half-baked tape
with the spool going round
saying im back here in this place
and i could cry
and there's smoke you could click on