erin says:
hey
ice cream says:
hey lol sup
erin says:
i need to talk to you
erin says:
i am tired of your constant travels into my stomach. you are ruining my digestive system
ice cream says:
umm what??? y r u blaming this on me?
erin says:
every time i eat ice cream, my digestive system disintegrates and explodes into a symphony of mosh metal breakdowns
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I've been feeling extremely light-headed at work recently. It's not cool...customers are baffled by my drugged look and are confused to approach me at times ("Hi, Do you work here?" No, I'm just an imposter, it's cool). I try to "gain energy" but no matter what I consume - apples, clementines, chocolates (which FLOOD the store), coffee (which is ( Read more... )