What type of plant are you? (Beautiful images and detailed results)

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My thoughts have been roving around this subject for the past few weeks. I have been slowly archiving the contents of my computer and moving files onto CD so that I can re-install my operating system. I have hundreds of pictures of myself; photo shoots, candid shots from friends, a book’s worth of pictures my mate has taken of me. To be fair to ( Read more... )

Herzog Meyer just left a message on my machine. These bastardos charged me fifty bucks to replace a spark plug and lost my keys in the bargain, causing me lost hours of work. Now they're calling me to tell me they improperly billed me and never charged me for the tires they put on my car so, since I paid with a card, they're just going to charge ( Read more... )

Man, you don't even know this contract. You don't know what "Full disclosure" is, you never even bothered to read the terms, his baby has secret clauses you've never even seen. You think breaching a contract is naughty? Let me tell you something Mr, this contract is all about the loophole love, that's right, this baby likes to take it in the fine ( Read more... )

This is all for you Rivet:
http://www.durexdickorations.com/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/main.jhtml?xml=/property/2007/01/06/pdrac06.xml

So, anybody got a wealthy relative I can murder for the cash?

"J..., you're the psychological equivalent of a plague rat!"

My worst familial nightmare has come to pass. My mother fell down the stairs and broke her left shoulder and right wrist. Her insurance is refusing to pay for home care because they say that since it is not MEDICAL care it isn't covered under her disability insurance (WHAT THE FUCK ?!?! Isn't that what disability insurance is FOR ( Read more... )

I am now 48 hours iwth no sleep

ick

By caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

By the sacred juice of java my thoughts acquire speed,

my hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning.

By caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

The days when I spent all of my time in a coffee shop were my most creatively prolific. Granted, most of it was shite, but when I was producing ( Read more... )