In the sense that I've been an adult for a year now but still!! Leaving Hogwarts is a huge step ( Read more... )

Tomorrow's my birthday and I'll be eighteen. My brother Sean will be here for it so that'll be cool ( Read more... )

I just wanted to say that I'm alive and I love you. I sent an owl but I don't know how fast it will get there, and you might check this. Sean's here and he's fine too.

I'M GOING TO GET A D IN POTIONS AND GET 2 N.E.W.T.S AND END UP A BUM IN DIAGON ALLEY AND THEN I'LL GET OLD AND FAT.I'M SERIOUSLY CRACKING UP MAN, WE HAD A PRACTISE EXAM IN POTIONS AND I GOT A P, A BLOODY P, I WAS DOING FINE IN POTIONS AND THEN I CRACKED UNDER THE PRESSURE AND GOT A P ( Read more... )

I heard some people talking today, and what is with people thinking the g-spot is a myth, man? Why would there be a mythical body spot? What's with that? Why does everyone say it is so hard to find????

I'M THE ONLY PERSON WHO ACTUALLY WATCHED THE RIGHT QUIDDITCH MATCH ( Read more... )

Well! My parents weren't home when I got back from Hogwarts because they were seeing my brother, Sean, at the Ministry. He works in the Department of Mysteries, you know. He's an Unspeakable! Well okay he's a junior Unspeakable, but still, they need all the help they can get now so he's getting promoted to an Unspeakable! My brother is the ( Read more... )

All right, first off Hermione pawned those stupid pink glasses off on me and I spent the whole day being a total idiot because of it. Whoever planted those glasses in the excursion is about to meet MY FISTS OF DOOM. I finally figured it out and chucked them in someone's sleeping bag last night. I don't know who, so everyone be alert ( Read more... )

Well, this excursion really rules! Of course it's natural when you're on an excursion with people you trust implicitly ( Read more... )

What a horrible day! Hannah HIT me at breakfast and then a bunch of people took the piss out of me for all of Double History of Magic. Draco Malfoy and Millicent Bulstrode kept sticking drawings of me and Hermione all over my rucksack because Ron Weasley decided to make the whole school think we were snogging. I don't know what kind of jerk does ( Read more... )