Everyone I know needs to write me a rant ( Read more... )

I have done absolutely nothing for three hours. I have, no joke, been sitting here, watching hits climb up on my other blog, LivingTheQuarterlife and playing with the cat ( Read more... )

Now you can read my blog without leaving your friends page:

Check me out:

Add this feed as a friend and I'll show up on your page

But don't stop visiting, because the number of people who come to my blog each day is directly inversely proportional to the number of times I cry that day.

Mary, will you ever tire of looking at a turd you've just made and complimenting yourself in your head by saying: "Nice growler"?

Short answer: No.

Long answer: Hell no.

I have an article in the Washington Square News today where someone interviewed me about the quarterlife crisis.

If you're at all interested, check it out.

Maybe you can also leave some love at my blog, LivingTheQuarterlife.comLove you! I'm in NYC, so it was so special for me to be able to pick this newspaper with me in it up. I'm on the front ( Read more... )

Okay. I haven't been blogging in a while because I've been busy and awesome. At least that's half-true. I haven't been blogging here.

I've been mildly (okay, who am I kidding, it's more like mind-blowingly) obsessed with my other blog:

Living the QuarterlifeYou all should check it out, because I just wrote about a dinner that Jeff and I had at ( Read more... )

i am the stupidest person alive, bar none ( Read more... )

i know you guys have been glued to my blog, living the quarterlife... as you should be. well, i've been talking a lot about doing the master cleanse, which is basically lemon juice, laxative tea, cayenne pepper, grade b maple syrup and salt water for 10 days ( Read more... )

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if you want, pull up the page and call me. i will come sign your computer screen. can't make any promises that it won't be in permanent marker, but your computer will now be worth billions of dollars.

okay, bean scene. there is an old guy with the shakes and a large orange ring in his septum, reading a poem, in a hick southern accent about "cartoonland." he is like 60, and he has been shaking around for a few hours. now he's talking about tunnels ( Read more... )