dear bean scene,

i asked you for soup, you opened a can, turned it upside down, heated it and charged me $3.85. i will never buy soup from you again, but i just wanted to let you know that i'm on to you and the experience was educational. a lesson in ripping people off. next time i will buy something really cheap, like tea.

yours,
m

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