i was awoken at 430 this morning by this dripping sensation coming from my nose. i thought my nose was running but infact it had been bleeding for an undetermined amount of time. there was blood everywhere. i immediately discarded my bloody, bloody pillow/bedsheet onto my floor. when i had finally quelled the situation by plugging my nosing while ( Read more... )

that would be a funny haiku if me or claudia got to ask him a question during the question period: "hey gore, wanna hear my haiku ( Read more... )

i bought a new camera today, again.

also, i lost my voice last night and now sound like a degenerate.

did i eat half a tube of chapstick and spit it out on the table saturday night? it was stuck in my teeth for the next two hours ( Read more... )

the two sweetest words in the english dictionary: 'winning' and 'default'

i had to be a complete nutjob not to get BCBC. being a snobby ubysseyer paid off, i guess.

excerpt: Jayantha Dhanapala has been nominated by the Sri Lankan government as the candidate to succeed Kofi Annan, Secretary General of the United Nations in December 2006 ( Read more... )

So while eating vietnamese food late tonight we witnessed a waitress get slapped across the face because she allegedly lost the phone of a bunch of drunkens while they were at the restaurant.

The workers proceeded to call the cops and the bandits/hoodlums took off.

Needless to say we're never eating there again.

I just found out that Bob Saget (Saggot)did standup at the River Rock on Friday and nobody told me. Now i am sad.

Steak is like the tuxedo of meat.

I love you Szabo ( Read more... )