so bad news and bad news

jesse lost. And well, for the other peice of bad news, just ask us...

CUP elections are stressful, we voted for jesse...one of the girls didn't wear a bra so you could see her nipples the whole time ( Read more... )

While Jesse and Carolynne are in plennary, Michelle and I talk on MSN. In the same room. All this after we ate our second dose of sandwiches, from yesterday.

Also, i missed breakfast again. I'm pissed. There was bacon. "Boo-hiss" -- Burkholder, Carolynne, 01/19/06

this one goes out to you expo ( Read more... )

I am a bastard child.

Not one of my best...but i'll take it.

http://www.stephenowen.ca/Content/Default.aspx?pg=1351

There once was a newswriter from the Ubyssey
Who wanted to get rid of the flubessy
So he sneezed and he sneezed
Until the flu was released
and then he was re-named chewbessy.

I can't believe it.

It only lasted...

wow.

I'm ashamed of myself.

My name is Zee Bop Crackle Pop.

I write great satire for satire issues made by Alex Leslie.

Alex Leslie is awesome by not as awesome as ME.

For I am Zee Bop Crackle Pop.

King of All.

Also, foreskin.

My sleeping schedule is Ree-tarded. went to bed at a really reasonable time, woke up at 2 in the morning. Couldn't go back to sleep. Got up to go to the BOG meeting. Woops, it starts at 9, not 8 ( Read more... )