Wha-

What happened to my stealth jutsu?!  How can I peep at the ladies in the hot spring without my stealth jutsu.

{ooc: I had him lose ALL his powers as a Sannin, and that included his perverted ones. XD  Ladies, feel free to catch him peeping on you and smack him up a bit.}

Quite the interesting curse.  It seems nearly everyone is affected, and everyone is unique in how they are affected.  And some of the women affected, truly a sight to behold.

{ooc: Normally, I'd have him be affected, because Jiraiya's name comes directly from a japanese story.  However, seeing as the two other key players in that story, Orochimaru ( Read more... )

Hmm...it's ironic.  So many young ninja were injured and killed in this battle, yet I came out of this virtually unscathed.  By all accounts, I should be the one to have died.  They are the next generation of ninja, the generation that will succeed me.  They should be the ones to live on and pass on the way of the ninja.

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I can't believe such a wonderful curse exists.  This is paradise in the works!  Just imagine, with all the pipes flowing with beer, it's only a matter of time before the lovely ladies find the courage to drink, and then we can see some fine festivities!

{ooc: Don't mind him too much, he's already had quite a bit of booze already.}

( Private; hackable; OPEN TO ALL PERVERTS!! )

That was a very interesting day.  Not only did I hear more than a few intriguing stories, but I also heard many stories that I would have preferred to have not heard.  I did not need to know what Orochimaru did with his minions.

The day when I lost my virginity is something lost to time.  However, there was one woman that refuses to depart from my dreams.  I was around thirty when I met her.  This woman had a face that could stop hearts and a body that could kill a man on the spot.  She EASILY put even fantastic bodies like Tsunade's and Rangiku-san's to shame, and I do ( Read more... )

Arashi, we need to talk.  It concerns these recent events.

Kakashi, I need to ask for the assistance of you and your nin-dogs.

Yet another curse.  It seems to be a pattern; a pattern that's barely half over.

I'm truly envious of the young.  Young women have such supple, beautiful bodies, the perfect to gather data on.  But young men I'm truly envious of.  They can flirt with these young women without a care in the world.  Finding a good woman is a simple task for a young ( Read more... )

Ahh, Valentine's Day. The day when beauties far and wide are given presents from the ones they love. A beautiful day for love,and data gathering.

A round of the finest sake to every lady, single or taken, all on me!


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