So, I've been back since 2130L 15SEP2006 Yes!!, but wait, there was 50 times as much to do in the middle of the fucking dessert ( Read more... )

So it's been an interesting week here. Zarquawi is dead, in an unrelated incident a guy from my battalion got a bronze star for retrieving the information necessary to kill the U.S.'s number one enemy in Iraq. Also someone from my battalion died in Kabul from a roadside bomb. Also some asshole, PV2 Scott, decided to get a DUI and fuck things up for ( Read more... )

So another day here in the desert. I think it's great. I really just want to get wasted and then get picked up by MP's for being drunk and (very) disorderly. But first sergeant said that would piss him off so I guess that means I can't. Being in the army sure does suck though. It's weird, I have changed since I've been here. I'm still the same ( Read more... )

Well, I'm off to S.C. then AZ for army stuff. See you all in Sept. Later yall! Gotta pack. By the way, this is the most 80's song ever!

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I need a permenant vacation. I just can't take it any longer.

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