Nobody reads this, so i can put whatever i want. I sharted my pants tonight, thanks max limit, aka GGG, aka G$ for that code name for shitting and farting at the same time. It was fucking nasty. my boxers were covered. blarg. Freddie Mercury was a great songwriter. Read the lyrics to some queen songs, aside from Bohemian Rapsody. They're great. ( Read more... )

Update upon request, here's whats been goin' dizzey:

• Got mass hateful with a snowlerblader at Snowtrails, pushed him down in the lift line, made him cry
• I tried to have sex with a new chick but became impotent, and she was cool with it
• Felt a homeless girls boob......
• Bought a pink buttlerfly da-kine stomp pad for Stupid Goose (The 159 code)
• ( Read more... )

Almost forgot, huge news in my snowboarding career. I landed my first mute grab off a small kicker at the shithole local hill last night. Then proceeded to land about 4 more mute grabs, with great steez! Landed one and manualed for about 50 feet off the tail end.... a la marc frank styley. I'm not getting the domafari, i bought a code and it should ( Read more... )

So if Will, Rotter and I were animals, we'd be as follows ( Read more... )

Lately, a kid at phi delt's car has been pissed on, a lot! Actually, so much to the point that the locks are frozen in piss and he can't open the doors. Rotter, Willy and myself are held responsible, as always. This kid is a major douchebag, so he deserves it. I actually filled up a 32oz nalgene bottle 2x and dumped it all over his car a few nights ( Read more... )

woke up at noon, never been so fucking hyper in my life. i'm a big timin' nigga yeah, pull the trigga yeah. Stupid juvenile song.....stuck in my head from the chulksmack video. gonna buy a new board this week pry. a domafari. for those not in the know, this board is the shizzzzz and then some. take a dominant, add the old safari stripes with a baby ( Read more... )

Nothing to post hardly. Got broke off riding the other day at MRM. Did a little like 2 foot ollie to 180°, landed switch and ate shit. Threw a Mikey LeBlanc style temper tantrum. Broke a pair of $100 goggles. chased my board all the way down the hill. Getting broke sucks. I never wanted to snowboard again after it. That was the first thing i ( Read more... )

There was another Beluga-type incident that occured, not at beluga, not at jacobs, but our third stop for the night, Mulligans. For those of you that dont know, rotter exposed himself to gay men numerous times in the bathroom at beluga a week or so ago for a friends birthday. Last night however, the pressure was on me. I could tell my date was ( Read more... )

Yeah, that's right. Livin' like a rockstar is tough! Imagine this: You wake up at noon, leisurely shower and fix your hair while you talk to your friends on speakerphone, have hot lunchdates with hot older chicks, get smashed, have gay men hit on you..........ugh! It's hell. its true though, Rotter and I are rockstars in the highest degree. J. ( Read more... )

So yeah, it's been mass long, and Willy and I decided to write in these, even though nobody really reads ours. 2004 is done. Been a good year for the most part. Made a lot of new friends, lost a few (R.I.P. Matt, you'll always be in our hearts), and had some wild adventures. Rang in the new year with my best friend, hetro-life partner, Rotter, at ( Read more... )