A spoon full of sugar helps the acid go down

[erpeldingaling]

I am REALLY pissed off at emma, and I want to beat her with my signature beating device, my Jack Erpelding Louisville sluger. Ok, She has a friend that broke up with her boyfriend, they were living together, so her friend has no place to go. She invites her friend to come and live at our apartment, without asking Mandie or Myself. Her friend

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[claptonmaniac]

sorry things are so shitty right now bud. you know you always have a place at my house. i know it's 2 hours away, but i only have 2 animals. and yes i'd visit u in prison. i'd even bring you a nail-file that was baked into a cake.

[shmitzy]

fuck the nail file, I'd build my own suit of mechanized power armor and smash down the prison walls and use my negotiation skills to start a riot to get you out, but hang in there spunky, You'll be out of there and livin with me faster than you can say Emma's an inconciderate bitch.

[iwearpinkchucks]

i will visit you. :)

[jofthetheatre]

I promise that if you were incarcerated I would visit you. Even though I deffinitly think that you should not go with the beating thing because that shade of oranage they make you wear doesn't look good on anybody. ;)

[anonymous]

dear jack
last night I masturbated thinking about rubbing you wild mane all over my naked body. I thought about how nice it would be to spread jam on your feet, then wipe it off with buttered toast and eat the toast. I also thought about how awesome it would be for you and I to go to a genetics laboratory in canada, take both of our gammetes, splice them with scorpion DNA and use the mutant baby to convert the population of the world to satanism. I need you jack and I want you to put a flashlight in my ass.
Love
Your secret admirer