twas pretty bad ass. got drunk, got molested by a lesbian, got balatsu with my homie girls, went to the globe and ripped my pants on the d-flo'. pretty fucktastic! oh, and i accidentally walked out with an 8-ball in my hand lol.

my parents are off-isle for a month. i'm looking for weed right now. lol. joke, joke. heheheh. anyway, merry christmas and a happy new year!

i wanna watch some cool movies that have recently been released. memoirs of a geisha looks really cool. i wanna see all those gei people prancing on the screen.

happy thanksgiving day fuckers

me and my mom are arranging files of all of the sex offenders on guam in alphabetical order. fun!

lol

just turned 22 and i don't feel a day over 18. i drink a lot more now since i've became a bartender. if you catch me working at night, i'm most likely buzzed or drunk. if you mention this unofficial ad, i'll gladly take a shot with you, motherfucker.

anyway, i just got paid. now i'm gonna get laid. yeee hawww~! joke.

hey hos. i been really busy and lazy lately. ive been working a lot and i just got promoted again. gotta love it when old timers quit. you get their job. hahaha. anyway, ima supervisor and a bartender now. i go to work late so much that i dont know how they can put up with me. im not complaining though, thats their problem. hehe. now i can actually ( Read more... )

i been busy. busy. i work almost everyday, minus the days i decided not to show up. my car is totally fucked. gonna get a new used car for a good deal. got a raise. sort of good. got some bad habits, which are good too. that's about it. oh, and... bam - the face of an only guy.


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placenta = bitch
tootsie = fucker
sicker = cooler than cool, less than ill
malafascious = good style

today i went to the mall because i was extremely bored i saw a lot of people i knew and being the eroll that i am i tried avoiding them but it didnt work because they saw me so i being the nice guy that i am said hello and tried to cut the conversations short and walked away and then i saw my ex-coworker and we along with my other friend decided to ( Read more... )