Mallow tredici: for the lulz

[erytophiliac]

[There are an awful lot of Italian students housed in this school, aren't there? So many that it shouldn't be uncommon to see tidbits of Italian here and there, to hear it in passing conversations. It's almost a little sad for the Japanese students who can't understand it, since it's such a fine language.

But, maybe it's for the best they don't-

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[timeulcer]

[Shouichi recognizes that handwriting.

He sighs softly, eyes skimming the Italian before he refolds the letter, eyes flicking up to search for the familiar, pale form.]

[erytophiliac]

[He was just about to head down the hall to the vending machines. He's not looking back though, so he must not have dropped it on purpose- and must not have realized that Shouichi would pick it up.

He hasn't approached the redhead in a week, almost.]

[timeulcer]

[That's fine, Shouichi is just going to attempt to drop it back into his bag in passing, head bowed and jaw set.

He's kind of picked up on the aversion thing.]

[erytophiliac]

[What a shame that he happens to drop one of his coins right as you pass by. The 50 yen coin clatters to the ground, rolling rapidly to knock against the nerd's sneaker.

He turns, and blinks dully, hardly surprised, and hardly excited.]

[loserenma]

[ Picks it up and investigates without much interest.

Derp, he doesn't read Italian e3e;;;; ]

[erytophiliac]

[Lucky you, Enma. You don't have to be exposed to the words 'I'm hungry with the desire to drive my throbbing cock in your cozy, tight bodice.'

Because it says that.]

[loserenma]

[ Suddenly he has the eerie feeling that he maybe shouldn't be in such close proximity to such a dirty little piece of paper! ]

... Byakuran, I think you dropped this.

[erytophiliac]

[Oh please. It's not like he jizzed on it or anything. Maybe if he does a final draft he'll spray perfume on it and kiss it, though.

Enjoy that mental image.]

Ah~? Enma-kun~♥

[spanamacchina]

[It's... a lot more like a smut letter.
Spanner wishes he hadn't read that :( ]

Uh...

[erytophiliac]

[Liar. It flattered you, didn't it.

Up ahead, Byakuran's at the vending machine, unaware that he's dropped his latest pile of perversion.]

[spanamacchina]

[Did not.
He'll be looking around for the source of the letter, glancing back down at the words written in neat, slanting script and feeling just a little bit uncomfortable.
And you know, there doesn't seem to be any Italians around. Except for - is that Byakuran? - somebody up ahead at the vending machines, back to him; Spanner registers the shock of white hair and frowns.

... Of course. He'll be balling up that 'love letter' now, in both hands.]

[erytophiliac]

[It wasn't for Shouichi, if that's what you're thinking.

He'll be getting himself some strawberry kit kats now.]

[principeeredita]

[ ...............................................................

............................................how disgusting.

He'll just be.. holding the paper by the corner's very edge, contemplating on whether he should throw it away or throw it at the owner's face.

He's very much leaning toward the second option. ]

[erytophiliac]

[Well, unfortunately the owner hasn't realized he's lost it. From the crumpled state, he probably planned to throw it out anyhow- but if you really want to throw it at him, he's at the vending machine.]

[principeeredita]

[ He'll..go with neither option, and begin looking for you. Not that it was hard to do--you're just up ahead. ]

Byakuran-sempai, you dropped this.

[ Holding the paper out toward you, still holding it by the corner. ]

[erytophiliac]

Oho~?

[He looks amused by the way you're holding that sheet, like it has cooties or something.]

But Si-chan, it's for you~!

[rinascenovellam]

Quite lacking, wouldn't you say?

[Waving the piece of paper between two fingers, he raises a brow. How you butcher the finesse of our language.]

[erytophiliac]

[Says you- besides, he was hardly trying to be poetic. If he were writing to the object of his sincere feelings, he could go on for pages in ways that would give Shakespeare a hard on.]

Ahh~?

Well, it was a work in progress~♫

[rinascenovellam]

[Shakespeare isn't Italian.]

Ah. Sent to an editor for revisions, then.