Totally stolen from casualflex

( My Alcohoroscope )

Everyone asks her, "So, you and Robyn are getting close, eh?" She says she's fed up of not answering it ( Read more... )

I'm not too sure why I'm still surprised at the amount of fucktards that are overpopulating the world wide web.

doesntmatter****: hi there
doesntmatter****: so where u from??
ME: College station
doesntmatter****: cool
doesntmatter****: age?
doesntmatter****: im 30
ME: let me save you some time. I'm a lesbian.
doesntmatter****: you are kidding
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While you were playing your girly games with me, telling me one thing, expecting another, asking me to show my true self, then rejecting it when it appeared...

I was being called "Daddy" by a 5'3" sub boi with a 12" strap-on as she fucked me against the wall of her posh little appartment.See? See how easy it is for me to write whatever I want? ( Read more... )

Did you know that the moon has a British accent ( Read more... )

Stop being in my head. Stop being in my mind in my thoughts. Stop being in my dreams. Stop your voice from telling me your hopes your fears your wants your desire your craving. Stop all the truths. Stop all the moments. Stop all the smiles. Stop all the silences where we are more at comfort just knowing that we're both there. Both there for each ( Read more... )

I didn't write it, but I thought it quite fitting to some of the stuff I've been going through. Here, I present to you, words from a friend of mine, nothing short of thought provoking ( Read more... )

Good GOD, I got the "You're Not Really Gay, It's Just a Phase" talk from my mother today.

Her exact words, "I didn't give birth to gay children".

I've worried myself to the point of physically nauseous.

Perhaps, the story soon to follow. But I doubt it.

Does anyone still have their copy of that handbook they hand out, you know... the one called "How to Deal With Women"? I seemed to have been skipped over that. Perhaps because I don't look lesbian. I *did* get the "How to Deal With Men" manual, but all that consisted of the words "beer, food and sex" scrawled on a napkin from Denny's ( Read more... )