what friends are for

Feb 07, 2009 01:20


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saltdawg February 7 2009, 09:49:10 UTC
I would like to have a friend that would "do it right"

Alas, i find I have no friends anymore.

However, if you ever want to ship out, the LAST thing we consider is looks. soif dude convinces you (improbably that the reality is) You can always turn to me. I'LL get you a job.

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erzulie_eardrum February 7 2009, 11:33:08 UTC
thanks- that's really kind
I bet they'd look at me and laugh (even you--maybe, I should move to the catskills)

most people are selfish
even when it comes to helping you die
no loyalty these days.
(I also asked him to give me my gun back and he said he wished he could, but he sold it:)

we come into this world alone
and we'll go out
(cept twins)

*spoiler alert*

cut off the arms.
cut off the head.
cut off the legs.
get rid of the body.
heartache to heartache.
job to job.
dollar to dollar.
body to body. pus.
poison. blood.
shit: get rid of the body.
heartache to heartache.
heartache to heartache.

I'm your electric friend :)

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gimpjesus February 7 2009, 10:02:54 UTC
working is overrated anyway

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erzulie_eardrum February 7 2009, 11:40:09 UTC
as is living (on the streets)
though your mom on the streets is underrated
so much to not look forward to
and have to qualify
cept the ld50 of several different drugs.
(& it doesn't matter, if you don't have a friend to put a bag over your head)

another day at the office:

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this from the guy with two jobs gimpjesus February 7 2009, 22:15:42 UTC

frumiousb February 7 2009, 14:53:11 UTC
It's not a nice job market. Even still, I'd have trouble believing that this was the reason. What kinds of jobs?

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_quick February 8 2009, 00:44:13 UTC
Was he kidding?
Given the images you posted earlier, it appears you are somewhat beautiful, moderately attractive at the minimum.

People hire according to their convenience and their prejudice, neither of which reflect poorly on your self.

For most jobs, it only really matters to be reasonably good-looking, polite, hygenic, and not too obviously psychotic ( ... )

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_quick February 8 2009, 00:47:09 UTC
I should amend that:
lack of facial hair CHECK
lack of obvious femme-moustache CHECK

Everyone has facial hair, after all. tiny fine hairs all over the face. coarser ones near the eyes.
Loathe to imply everyone is reasonably expected to shave their eyebrows in order to present a professional appearance.

...I hope my sense of humor isn't too obtuse.

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