Take the quiz: "What does your birth month reveal about you?"

June
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite andsoft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. ( Read more... )

Men I've had a few ( Read more... )

so school is officially back in session. well it never ceased but it just had a halting for a week. so anyhoo i was the only person who wa glad that we went back today but thats just bc im freakishly weird. but im sure you kids already knew that one. doot doot doot doot doot do do. thats the sound i keep a hearin bc my brother is playin some bloody ( Read more... )

i love you walmsley, sarah, otten, ashley, and aimee so much. thanks for the visit it helps to see you guys when im down. :) what would i do without you guys!?!

so spring break has officially sucked ass on my part. parents are gay. i dont understand the concept of parents . . . nevermind yes i do its only to punish and make elizabeth's life miserable with an occasional cookie. people are gay and i hate them. im gay . . . well i just hate myself. dying wuld be great at the moment but then again no bc it ( Read more... )

why does the pathelogical liar feel bad for lying this time?

i wish everyone could just get along!

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments ( Read more... )

pissed?

why yes just a little bit.

may i inquire as to why you are pissed off?

fuck off!

i'm sorry.

you better be sorry assfucker!

(gunshot)(body falling to floor)

i win!

i love having conversations with myself.