Guys I have an idea!

[esmesquall]

OK, I am going to start a new blog. That blog is going to be an advice column.

However, in order to have an advice column, I need to have letters to answer. Letters from people with problems. This is good, because without pointing fingers, many people I know are kind of fucked up.

Anyway, help me help you! Post your problem in the comments,

Comments

[esmesquall]

Oh you know. Everything except Late for Dinner. Unless you want to write to Dear Late for Dinner.

[esmesquall]

I did not at any point promise GOOD advice. Also, stand up straight. Also, you need to drink more.

[esmesquall]

That's great but I'm trying to give you advice here dude.

[esmesquall]

Jackson is a lying, egomaniacal sack of shit. The four women that "want to own him" in fact know him solely as the creep who malingers at their workplaces and leers at them and makes inappropriate comments while they are trying to help their colleagues or other customers. The one who says she's a friend of his is a woman who lives in his apartment complex and has taken pity on him, but has come to regret not establishing clearer boundaries early in the relationship. Suffice it to say, the two women who want to stone him have good reason.

[enth]

ha ha, not falling for this one, mccurdy.

[esmesquall]

Get a puppy!

[orangejulius]

Six Shibu Inas would be an interesting name for a band.

[donblood]

Dear Icicle,

How do we keep the romance alive in a long-term, long-distance relationship given our anatomically-derived sexual incompatibility, history of parental abuse, I'm a Scorpio, I only eat vegan desserts, he farts a lot, I get sad when fast food commercials come on the television, things haven't been the same since Dad repainted my old bedroom, email is in many cases replacing postal mail, Wordsworth is overrated and we can never find a sitter for the kids? Also will our marriage be recognized even though I'm in California and s/he's in Massachusetts?

Don in Decatur

[roninspoon]

Dear Lady