Sometimes wank makes the world an infinitely happier place

[esorlehcar]

Oh, my god, I need a Jensen version of this icon. I don't think this fresh bit of crazy (courtesy of wank_report) quite lives up to the original "Elijah Wood is my personal lord and savior" essay, but it comes pretty close. It's titled Why Jensen Ackles Matters: A Study in Fiction and Meta, and it encompasses, as the author helpfully explains at

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[anthrogeeke]

Errr?

[esorlehcar]

Don't even try to tell me Jensen doesn't add sparkle to your days.

[destina]

Um. Sparkles?? He brings sparkle to our days?? Is he the banana king? *g*

[esorlehcar]

He's Edward Cullen, apparently.

[blacklid]

Is he the banana king? *g*
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[esorlehcar]

Man, I hope so. Then she could start an LJ for him to expound at length on how much he loved her and how much he hated everyone who didn't believe in their astral-plane love! And also join white pride organizations. That bit is very important.

[sparkymonster]

God damn I had forgotten the Elijah eating corn photos UNTIL NOW!!! LOLARIOUSLY

[aerynvala]

oh wow...that's... there are no words for how special that is. *giggles*

[esorlehcar]

Aeryn! I totally never picked that up for your username before. *smrt*

Jensen never comes to me in MY dreams. Maybe I'm not just not hot enough.

[aerynvala]

Yeah, I have a thing for Claudia Black. :D

Sadly most of my dreams involving celebrities tend toward the mundane, stupid and nightmarish. I never get the good sexy fun time dreams.

Well, except once. But dude, I don't want sex dreams about Adam Savage, I just don't. *smacks brain*

[randomalia]

Thousands of fangirls can't be wrong

Apparently they really, really can! O.o

[esorlehcar]

ahahahahaha, your icon. PSYCHOTIC JENSEN WORSHIP MAKES THE BABY SAMMY CRY.