Sometimes wank makes the world an infinitely happier place

[esorlehcar]

Oh, my god, I need a Jensen version of this icon. I don't think this fresh bit of crazy (courtesy of wank_report) quite lives up to the original "Elijah Wood is my personal lord and savior" essay, but it comes pretty close. It's titled Why Jensen Ackles Matters: A Study in Fiction and Meta, and it encompasses, as the author helpfully explains at

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a lot of us are hot XD

[lamis_p]

And this: And there’s where we get into trouble: going beyond the surface of what he presents is like trying to look at the scattering of light reflected on a pond. The harder you look, the more you can’t really tell what you actually see, and what is reflection. The only thing you’re sure of is, it’s beautiful and mesmerizing, and you can waste a hell of a lot of time trying to figure it out.

This has made my month :D

he reminds us of what it means to be human I'm so glad I have Jensen to remind me!!

Re: a lot of us are hot XD

[esorlehcar]

Now I am picturing Jared doing dramatic readings of this on set while Jensen wishes he'd get back to the gay porn, because the stories where he's trussed up wearing nothing but nipple clamps and a butt plug and begging to suck Jared's cock are way less painful.

Re: a lot of us are hot XD

[anatsuno]

er, yeah. seriously less painful. :D

(hey, a lot of them are hot!)

Re: a lot of us are hot XD

[cimmerians]

You have made my day in so many ways it just may be illegal.

[esorlehcar]

I spent a long time thinking nothing was going to match lotrips' crazy. But SPN fandom just keeps proving me wrong.

[ext_63023]

........ *points to the icon*

[esorlehcar]

You totally need another version that says "Jensen Jesus just ain't down with that shit."

[jeddy83]

Oh, dear. *giggles helplessly*

[esorlehcar]

This totally makes the world a shinier place. Well. For everyone but Jensen and his bodyguards.

[jeddy83]

True. Imagine if Jared finds out. Jensen will probably never hear the end of it.

[curtainpull]

WOAH! I seriously can't understand how people can write like that.

"Enigmatic prism" might be my new fovourite expression.

[esorlehcar]

I'm fond of "the scattering of light reflected on a pond" myself. Though "melted drops of caramel fresh for the tasting" is pretty amazing as well.